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The Crown of Clowns for April 24, 2015


This guy took a bad situation and made it into a HILARIOUSLY bad situation . . . so well done, I guess? 44-year-old Steven Shuler of Monrovia, Indiana was at home on Monday when the cops showed up to arrest him for a probation violation.

 

He managed to climb through a 16-inch hole to hide inside his walls . . . and it WORKED.  The cops thought he was out and they left.

 

Unfortunately for Steven, that's where his good luck ended.  He didn't have any way to get OUT of the walls . . . and he wound up stuck there for more than 24 HOURS.

 

His ex-wife came by the next day and found him . . . so she decided to call for help.  The fire department came and got him out of the wall . . . and he was arrested. 

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Chris Pratt Crushed by a Noahsaurus

Chris Pratt visited the Ellen show this week and agreed to play a game of "Dino Right, Dino Wrong" against Ellen's little buddy, Noah Ritter.

It was a trivia game about dinosaurs, and given that Chris just wrapped up Jurassic World, you'd expect him to have the edge.

Think again.

This kid Noah is good. Check out the competition.

 
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Chewing with Chewie

For some reason, people are taking the #TwizzlerChallenge to help raise autism awareness.

I don't see the correlation, but if it helps, who am I to question it.

You take a Twizzler in your mouth, and place the other end of the Twizzler in your partner's mouth, and chew on it like the two dogs chewing on a strand of spaghetti in Lady & the Tramp.

Jimmy Kimmel kicked off Autism Awareness Month at the beginning of April by taking the challenge with Rihanna.

And then he challenged Star Wars: A Force Awakens director JJ Abrams to take the challenge - with the biggest hairiest hero of them all, Chewbacca.

The other night, the pair stepped up. Check out the video - and who they passed the challenge to...

 
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Making FLOTUS's Day

How's this for a nice way for Michelle Obama to start her day?

The First Lady was entertaining some children of White House Staffers as part of Bring Your Daughters & Sons to Work Day.

One young lady asked Mrs. O who old she was, and when she answered, "51," the girl made a face.

Turns out she thought Mrs. O was "too young" to be 51.

Guess who got a big hug?

 
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How Do You Write "Uh Oh" in Arabic?

On Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan posted an inspirational message to Instagram.

On the bottom line, it read "You're beautiful." Above it were some Arabic characters, which everyone took to mean the same thing as the English phrase.

Not so much, according to experts. Lindsay had actually written, "You're an ass" in Arabic.

Yesterday, she posted this picture of a pocketbook, and referenced the now-deleted message, saying it was an inside joke with a friend.

"So, was already known what it was."

I'm not buying it. How about you?

 
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It's Dropping Trou Coming Around the Post...

Things got a little cheeky in the first rate at the Canterbury race track in Sydney, Australia yesterday when jockey Blake Shinn's trouser elastic snapped as he rode Miss Royale toward the finish line.

Even with his backside on full display, he managed to finish second, right in front of a horse named Modesty.

This stuff you can't make up.

And while it was embarrassing, it didn't affect him much. He won the last race of the day on a horse named Eisenhower.

This time, his pants stayed fully on.

 
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Have Blacks Abandoned Baseball?

Chris Rock did a guest spot on HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel, part of the show's 20th anniversary celebration.

His topic: why blacks have abandoned baseball.

He talks about growing up a baseball fan, when 20% of the players in Major League Baseball were black. Now, that number has dwindled, according to Chris, to about 8%.

But it's not about being black, it's about being a baseball fan.

Check out the promo, and if you like what you see, you can watch the whole episode here - it's uncensored, so be careful where you watch it or how loud the audio is...

 
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Don't Push Iron Man!

Robert Downey Jr. was sitting down for a series of interviews about Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Things are okay for the first four minutes, and then they start to go off the track when the reporter starts asking about RDJ's personal life.

You can tell he's very uncomfortable talking about his time in prison and struggling with addiction - "Are we promoting a movie?" RDJ asked.

The reporter refused to pick up on that cue and kept dwelling on the personal aspects.

Finally, RDJ got upset enough to walk out. And watch the reporter. He doesn't get why...

 
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Crown of Clowns for Thursday, April 23, 2015


Just because YOU love a random animal doesn't mean it loves you back. 18-year-old Austin Hatfield of Wimauma, Florida captured a four-foot cottonmouth snake last week and decided to keep him as a pet.  (Cottonmouths are also called water moccasins.) He's been keeping it in a pillowcase in his girlfriend's house.  Well . . . a few days ago, he was cuddling with his new pet and decided to give him a kiss on the mouth.  And . . . it BIT him.

 

Cottonmouths are venomous and can be pretty deadly . . . so Austin was rushed to the hospital in critical condition.  Fortunately, he pulled through and now he's been upgraded to good condition. BUT . . . now we add insult to injury.  You need a permit in Florida to catch and keep a cottonmouth snake . . . so Austin is being investigated and could be facing charges. 

 

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Kanye Don't Play That

The thought that both Kanye West and Kim Kardashian made the list of Time magazine's 100 Most Influential People of 2015 is hard to swallow.

Maybe it's because we're only four months in to 2015, and other more influential people won't be stepping up their game until the summer or fall.

Whatever.

The other night, Time held its 100 Gala in New York, and on the red carpet, comedian Amy Schumer - in my eyes, a deserving recipient of the recognition - threw herself to the ground in front of Kimye.

Payback, in some respect, for Kanye's pranks at the Grammys with Taylor Swift a few years ago and Beck a few months ago.

And guess what? Kanye didn't like it one bit. He and Kim both frowned at Amy and moved along, not even bothering to help her up.

 
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