This guy took a bad situation and made it into a HILARIOUSLY bad situation . . . so well done, I guess? 44-year-old Steven Shuler of Monrovia, Indiana was at home on Monday when the cops showed up to arrest him for a probation violation.
He managed to climb through a 16-inch hole to hide inside his walls . . . and it WORKED. The cops thought he was out and they left.
Unfortunately for Steven, that's where his good luck ended. He didn't have any way to get OUT of the walls . . . and he wound up stuck there for more than 24 HOURS.
His ex-wife came by the next day and found him . . . so she decided to call for help. The fire department came and got him out of the wall . . . and he was arrested.
Things got a little cheeky in the first rate at the Canterbury race track in Sydney, Australia yesterday when jockey Blake Shinn's trouser elastic snapped as he rode Miss Royale toward the finish line.
Even with his backside on full display, he managed to finish second, right in front of a horse named Modesty.
This stuff you can't make up.
And while it was embarrassing, it didn't affect him much. He won the last race of the day on a horse named Eisenhower.
Just because YOU love a random animal doesn't mean it loves you back. 18-year-old Austin Hatfield of Wimauma, Florida captured a four-foot cottonmouth snake last week and decided to keep him as a pet. (Cottonmouths are also called water moccasins.) He's been keeping it in a pillowcase in his girlfriend's house. Well . . . a few days ago, he was cuddling with his new pet and decided to give him a kiss on the mouth. And . . . it BIT him.
Cottonmouths are venomous and can be pretty deadly . . . so Austin was rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Fortunately, he pulled through and now he's been upgraded to good condition. BUT . . . now we add insult to injury. You need a permit in Florida to catch and keep a cottonmouth snake . . . so Austin is being investigated and could be facing charges.