A 22-year-old guy we’ll call Chuck called the police on Friday night because he was, quote, "too high" on marijuana. When the cops got there, they heard Chuck groaning . . . and when they went inside, they found him lying on the floor in the FETAL POSITION surrounded by…what else…Doritos, goldfish crackers, and Chips Ahoy. The guy is going to be charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
1-Chuck, first of all, there are some people that should never ever smoke weed…you are one of them and that is obvious because you didn’t have any Twinkies!
2-Chuck, what you had is a THC induced panic attack or as Randy calls it…Friday.
3-Chuckster, consider a low grade Indica, maybe a Bubba Kush or a Phat Panda, but stay away from the Purple Trainwreck…well at least that’s what I’ve heard.