For years Dee Samad and her hubby knew that someone was stealing beer from their backyard kegerator, but they never could catch the little thief. Well last week they got a surprise. They came out to find a note that read, "Enclosed is a sum of cash that my friends and I owe you and your family to repay you for all of the times we have stolen from your poolside fridge over the past few years." In the letter he continued to apologize and said he couldn't bring himself to apologize in person, but he hoped she would forgive him.
He basically said that he had found Jesus and wanted to try and make things right. He left them with $140 in cash and Dee says she would love to meet him and he is welcome to come by for a visit anytime!
The graduation will be a little smaller this year at East Carter High School. Not because they have a small graduating class, but because 7 of them have been banned from the celebration! Why you ask?
Well because the rambunctious boys got together and released a few crickets into the hallways of the school. And by a few I mean that they released TEN THOUSAND CRICKETS! And while that is very funny…it was also very expensive to get rid of all of them!
46 year-old Jose Zaragoza went to a fortune teller for a very rational thing…he asked her to put a LOVE spell on a woman he fancied. And so she put the spell of romance on the target of his affection and…and…nothing. The spell did not work so Jose and his friends broke into the fortune tellers house to make her give him his love spell money back! And that is where the real WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME part of this story comes in. How much do you think he paid for the love spell? Try $212,000!
FYI, Jose is a crook and embezzled almost 8 million dollars from a professional soccer association and he is being investigated for that crime, and he was arrested for breaking into the fortune tellers home!
Jaron McGee was out teaching his daughter how to drive last week. He was doing all that a good daddy should do by teaching her how to use her brakes, how to accelerate, and how to park. And because of that, and well the fact that she ended up hitting a tree, he was arrested. Why you ask? Because while teaching your daughter to drive is a good thing…you should probably wait until they are 15 or 16 years old. Jaron's daughter is NINE!
Out of Australia … The Camera doesn't Lie
We don't have a name for this poor guy so we will call him Homer, and Homer believed that he had a ghost in his house. He knew it because at night he could hear the little gobblin sneaking around. So he set up a camera to catch him, and he did just that! Well, he didn't catch footage of a ghost, but he did get footage of his girlfriend. He got footage of his new girlfriend AND his son…uh…sneaking around. The girlfriend is 28 and the son is 16 so charges are pending.
Laura Femee is 33 years-old and says that she had to quit her job as a scientific researcher in London. And Laura says it's because she is just too darn hot! Yes, the very humble Laura says she is so gorgeous that she could not be taken seriously by the men she worked around. She wanted them to see a professional, but in her words all they noticed was her amazing face and body. And because of this...because they were so busy flirting and ogling her she could not move up in the scientific research world.
And poor little Laura says she even tried showing up to work with baggy scrubs and no makeup on, but that did work either. Heck no, Laura said that even when she didn't wear makeup the men noticed her because of her, quote, "natural attractiveness."
In other words, Laura is saying that she is so incredibly hot that she can't EVEN make herself ugly. And as for the women she worked with…how do you think they liked luscious Laura? You guessed it, they hated her, and she says they hated her because of her beauty. Sure it had nothing to do with the fact that she thinks she is the hottest woman on the planet!
Early Tuesday morning a drunk man in his 20s went into McDonalds to get his munchies on, and so he ordered himself the always affordable and delicious Happy Meal with a chocolate shake. And then the full size man walked over and locked himself…locked himself into a high chair.
Yeah, our little drunk buddy was just having some fun, but it all quit being fun when he found out he was literally stuck…stuck IN the high chair. In the end, it took three cops to get the guy out of the high chair, but no charges were filed. I love the news release from McDonalds Ireland who simply said, "McDonald's is aware of the incident…we recommend that children don't use the high chair without adult supervision."
On Tuesday, Virginia Maiden of Kennewick woke up to discover that her Toyota 4Runner had been stolen. So she called the law, filed the report, and then caught a ride to her job at McDonalds. And about 2 hours later while Jenny was working hard in the "Mickey Dees" drive through a a midsize SUV pulled up. A 4Runner that looked just like hers and you know why? IT WAS HER 4 RUNNER!
And when the little thief pulled up to the window she played it cool as she handed the thief her amazingly crisp and perfectly cooked chicken wrap. Then Jenny rushed to call the police. And the thief, one 22 year-old Kathy York, was quickly arrested within the hour. By the way, when cops found her she admitted stealing the 4Runner so that she could go to JcPenny & Sears where she stole a bunch of clothes. At least she has great taste.
Phillip Bennett has been very upset, well, downright ticked off at his neighbor Marty. Phil says that Marty lets his grass grow way too high and it looks horrible. So he walked over to his house and told him that he better cut his grass by Wednesday or…or…or he would turn him into the Home Owners Association!
Well Wednesday came and went and Marty didn't cut his lawn. So The Real Deal Phil walked over and decided to teach him a lesson by lighting, yes lighting his house on fire. No kidding! He walked over, broke out one of Marty's windows and poured gasoline onto the floor and struck a match! And he did this while the entire family, which included a 3 year-old, were inside. Thankfully no one was injured, but the house is torched and Phil is facing a ton of charges. Did I mention that this all happened over grass…not even the good grass, but the grass grass!
Out of Florida … Excuses, Excuses, Excuses
Last week Carlos Baca was backing up his pickup when he slammed right into another car. But instead of stopping and exchanging info, he TOOK OFF! The other driver simply took down his license plate number and called the cops. They traced Carlos down and he had what I consider to be a very valid excuse. He said that he had to rush off because he, "just had some bad Chinese food."
The cops even noted in the report that he did indeed appear to be on the verge of, and I quote, "defecating in his pants." So while the coppers were sympathetic to Carlos getting bad won tons, and did cut him a break on the hit and run…they still sited him for having a suspended license.
Early Tuesday morning a drunk man in his 20s went into McDonalds to get his munchies on, and so he ordered himself the always affordable and delicious Happy Meal with a chocolate shake. And then the full size man walked over and locked himself…locked himself into a high chair.
Yeah, our little drunk buddy was just having some fun, but it all quit being fun when he found out he was literally stuck…stuck IN the high chair. In the end, it took three cops to get the guy out of the high chair, but no charges were filed. I love the news release from McDonalds Ireland who simply said, "McDonald's is aware of the incident…we recommend that children don't use the high chair without adult supervision."
On Tuesday, Virginia Maiden of Kennewick woke up to discover that her Toyota 4Runner had been stolen. So she called the law, filed the report, and then caught a ride to her job at McDonalds. And about 2 hours later while Jenny was working hard in the "Mickey Dees" drive through a a midsize SUV pulled up. A 4Runner that looked just like hers and you know why? IT WAS HER 4 RUNNER!
And when the little thief pulled up to the window she played it cool as she handed the thief her amazingly crisp and perfectly cooked chicken wrap. Then Jenny rushed to call the police. And the thief, one 22 year-old Kathy York, was quickly arrested within the hour. By the way, when cops found her she admitted stealing the 4Runner so that she could go to JcPenny & Sears where she stole a bunch of clothes. At least she has great taste.
Phillip Bennett has been very upset, well, downright ticked off at his neighbor Marty. Phil says that Marty lets his grass grow way too high and it looks horrible. So he walked over to his house and told him that he better cut his grass by Wednesday or…or…or he would turn him into the Home Owners Association!
Well Wednesday came and went and Marty didn't cut his lawn. So The Real Deal Phil walked over and decided to teach him a lesson by lighting, yes lighting his house on fire. No kidding! He walked over, broke out one of Marty's windows and poured gasoline onto the floor and struck a match! And he did this while the entire family, which included a 3 year-old, were inside. Thankfully no one was injured, but the house is torched and Phil is facing a ton of charges. Did I mention that this all happened over grass…not even the good grass, but the grass grass!
Out of Florida … Excuses, Excuses, Excuses
Last week Carlos Baca was backing up his pickup when he slammed right into another car. But instead of stopping and exchanging info, he TOOK OFF! The other driver simply took down his license plate number and called the cops. They traced Carlos down and he had what I consider to be a very valid excuse. He said that he had to rush off because he, "just had some bad Chinese food."
The cops even noted in the report that he did indeed appear to be on the verge of, and I quote, "defecating in his pants." So while the coppers were sympathetic to Carlos getting bad won tons, and did cut him a break on the hit and run…they still sited him for having a suspended license.
This is a public service announcement. If you are going to sell anything using Craiglist or any other website be very careful, and here is an example of why. A 19 year-old by the name of Alexander Gorham listed his 2004 gray BMW for sale on Craigslist. Now forget about the fact that this 19 year-old had a beamer and you don't, but think about the fact that he agreed to meet the buyer at night in the parking lot of a Motel 6.
Alex showed up with his beamer and then the buyer Travis Landry showed up with a gun. He then stuffed the young man into the trunk of the car and drove, drove, and drove. In fact, he drove for 450 miles and finally pulled into a Dunkin Donuts and opened the trunk and told Alex to run. The car thief was caught the next day and faces multiple charges.
Out of New Jersey … Cracked Up
James Parham and Cheryl Chaney just got busted. They were busted for running a prostitution ring and…and for selling the brain rot known as crack. No one is sure who tipped the cops off to James & Cheryl's drug dealing and house of ill repute, but it was likely one of their neighbors. One of their neighbors there at the Senior Citizen Housing Complex! Yes it was slightly suspicious when tons of young people were hanging out at the Senior Citizen Housing Hood! And lets not even talk about some of the sexy senior ladies of the night! No kidding, apparently a couple of the senior citizens were supplementing their income by working the corners of the "bingo hall!" Yep, Jimmy was big pimpin at 75 & Cheryl is right behind him at 67, but they may still do some time. And by the way, they both had clean records (news story below).
Out of Florida … High to Low
Anna Pierre ran for the Mayor of Miami and without a doubt she had the most power…the most powerful endorsement of any candidate. And it was right there on all of her campaign posters and on her commercials. It said, "Anna Pierre is endorsed by Jesus Christ." Yes, Anna had talked to Jesus and said He made it clear that He…the Messiah… endorsed her for Mayor of Miami. Well the results are in and Anna & Jesus placed last, and I do mean last. As in out of the millions and millions of people in Miami she got 56 votes or .83 percent of the votes. Anna who is a very sweet person and registered nurse says she is sad, but she knows that Jesus still loves her.
Trevor Runyon may be nuttier than a bag of squirrel poop, but when he decides to do some shoplifting he does it with style. Last week Trev got busted for stealing from the ValuMarket, because he left a few empty…well…he left 57 cans of empty whipped cream behind! So when the manager noticed all the empty cans the next morning he thought that he better check the security cam. He wanted to see just what was going on in his store at night. And when he played back the footage there was Trevor running around the store after they had closed down for the night.
And not only did he go through 57 cans of whipped cream, but he also had himself a 6 pack of Bud, helped himself to some smokes, cooked and ate 6 steaks, and since he had some steak he also threw in some shrimp, and then topped it off with some birthday cake. He was arrested, but my guess is that he would say it was worth it!
Deborah Burns got revenge against her husband who walked past her and let one go straight up her nose. Basically, her hubby Willie walked by her while she was sitting down. And when his bootie was right in her face...he broke wind like a power generating windmill, or as we say in the south, he busted ass right in her face!!!
She then yelled at him, and let him know that he was a disgusting beast, and he then told her to shut her $#%! mouth. And that was a very big mistake, because "Deranged Debbie" then grabbed an eight inch KNIFE and threw it at him. And unfortunately for Willie it hit and stuck…stuck right in his gut. He survived, but Debbie on the hand will go to jail because she was already on probation for aggravated assault.
Elisangela (Elis) Rosa has always said that her husband is accident prone and now she has proof, because he just accidently did something NO one and I do mean NO one in the world has ever done. And in turn, she has survived something that NO one and I do mean NO one that I know of has survived. And that is…she survived her husband accidently shooting a harpoon into her mouth! "The Rio de Janeiro State Health Department said in a statement that the woman`s husband was cleaning his spear gun when it went off, firing a harpoon that hit her cervical spine. (NuttyNews)" As we said, she is going to survive and likely find a new husband.
Out of Texas … Search & Rescue
On Tuesday night Pete Rodriguez came up with a GREAT game to play with his girlfriends 14 year-old son. I'm guess it went something like this, "I tell ya what "Jim Bob" you run around the yard and I'll pretend…pretend to be tracing your movements with my riffle!" Got it? The kid ran around the yard and Pete would follow his movements with his freaking gun! And did I mention that the gun was loaded?
Well you see where this is going…Pete accidently shot the kid right in the thigh. And at that point you know that the kids mother rushed him to the hospital right? NOPE! She went on WebMD to try and figure out how to treat a gunshot wound. And after…wait for it…after 7 hours of trying to treat it herself...she then finally took him to the hospital where he is going to be fine. Pete on the other hand was arrested.
Elton Kim was standing in the parking lot of his dry cleaners when all of a sudden a lady backed out of her parking space and right into his car. So he ran over to her car and told her to wait, because he was going to call the police to come to the scene so they could file a report. Well as he hung up the phone he noticed the lady getting ready to take off so he did the logical thing and ran over and jumped on the hood of her car to get her to stop…it didn't work. And cops must have known something was wrong when they were driving down Holcomb Bridge Road and coming toward them was a woman speeding with an Asian man screaming on the hood of her car! Well, finally the lady slowed down enough for Mr. Kim to jump off…but the psycho lady is still on the loose.
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Early…very early Saturday morning, 3 nuns were getting on a flight from Columbia to the Caribbean, which to me seems a little suspicious. Sorry, but when I think about Nuns I don't think about a place where the booze and thong bikinis flow! But I digress. 3 Nuns were getting on a plane and security thought they seemed very nervous. So they pulled the Sisters aside and within seconds all 3 of them began to cry…they had a complete melt down.
Well wait, they didn't have a complete melt down until security found over 2 kilos of cocaine under each one of their little habits. Then they began to confess and say they were being forced into it and here is the shocker…they aren't real nuns! But they will still have to answer to law enforcement and Jesus.
Cedric was going to the courthouse in Spartanburg County. Unfortunately for Cedric he has been known to get in a little trouble here and there and so he knew the routine. So he walked in and began emptying out his pockets for the police officer working security.
The officer held out that little bucket and Cedric dropped in his cell phone, his keys, a lighter, and then he opened a small container and emptied out his razor blade and a large rock…a crack rock! He was arrested for possession, but gotta give him some credit for honesty!
Well you can now get wifi everything, and I do mean everything thanks to Huggies. Yes, the diaper company has installed a wifi device into some of their diapers. And every time your baby takes a whiz in one of their comfy little pee catchers it will shoot you a Tweet!
It is all based on the temperature change that takes place when your baby goes to the bathroom. This is great news, because now parents can begin staring at their phone and NOT paying any attention to their children beginning at birth!
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Maria Carreiro just won the lottery, and she said that she could not believe it when she looked at her Lottery Max Ticket and saw $40,000! She then went to the lottery office to get her 40 grand. There was only one problem…she had made a mistake. Poor Maria had misread the ticket. She hadn't won $40,000! However, she had won FORTY MILLION DOLLARS!
Enjoy your day stuck in your lame ass cubicle working for the man!
A man was on a fishing trip on Lake Shestakov when he saw a cute and furry little beaver. So he pulled out his camera and walked over to get closer to take a really good pic. Well apparently "Billy The Beaver" does not like his picture taken, because he turned around and ran straight at the fisherman! And before he could say, "Holy Crap I'm being attacked by a beaver" he was being attacked by a beaver. The furry beast jumped on his thigh and began biting into it like a fat man on a chicken leg. Unfortunately one of them survived the attack and it was not…was not the photographer.
Out of Florida … Wahhhhhhhhh
Vincent Valvo called 911 to report a crime…well…what he thought was a crime. He told the 911 operator that he wanted to report his mother. Yes Vinnie was turning in his own mother, because he didn't like the way she was speaking to him. He said she was being mean to him and apparently this hurt his feelings. When the 911 operator told him there wasn't anything they could do about that he hung up. He later called back to complain again about his mommy. So the operator sent an officer out to the address and they arrested…they arrested Vincent! Why? Because he is almost 20 years-old!
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Saturday was the nationwide event called Free Comic Book Day, which is a day that many of the comic book nerds come together to celebrate their quirkiness. But there always has to be that one guy to spoil the day, and that guy was Adam Barnes who showed up, yes he showed up at a comic book event, looking for a fight. And the evil Adam first went after a Storm Trooper and literally started beating him up before a Ghost Buster stepped in to defend his buddy. Adam then busted the Ghost Buster in the face. But while Adam was able to take out a Ghost Buster & a Storm Trooper…he was no match for Maine's State Trooper who tased his butt!
Carolyn Murray was cruising, well actually swerving, through the streets of Whitemarsh Township when she crashed into a 76 year-old drivers car. When coppers arrived they thought that Carol seemed a little out of it, because she was slurring her speech, didn't know where she was, and couldn't find her license and registration.
Well the good officers helped her search and in the process they found some evidence to explain why Carol was so kooky! They found a To-Do List that had the following on it:
Chicken breast
German potato salad
Pepsi,
Xanax
Cocaine
Get High
Muscle Relaxers
They obviously had caught her somewhere around "get high" and the muscle relaxers!
According to a study that just came out…7% of men and 2% of women say if they see an animal in the road they will INTENTIALLY try to hit it! Well, a TV station in Oklahoma City thought they would put those stats to the test by using a turtle… a rubber turtle thank God. So last week, they put Todd The Rubber Turtle in the street and believe it or not it wasn't long until 4 drivers went to the dark side. And they intentionally swerved to take Todd The Turtle out!
And then one guy slammed his brakes, jumped out and grabbed the little guy and sped off…he stole Todd!!! Well the TV station chased that guy down to get their turtle back and he said he swiped it because he races turtles. He said he kept waiting for it to pee on him, and let them know their turtle would NOT be winning any races. They then informed the genius that it wasn't real.
There is a 14 year-old boy in Milwaukee who has gotten a very tough, but good lesson on life. The young fella decided to use the internet to solicit, how should we say this, he used the internet to solicit himself a lady friend for the evening. Well, let's just say it, the little perv hired himself a prostitute!
He went on the internet and hired one Dareka Brooks who is 22 years old to come over for a visit. And Dereka showed up to the little fellas house when his parents weren't there. And our little adolescent stud was very very excited to meet his new friend Dareka…very excited so she told him to go sit on his bed and she would be right in. And when she went in...she gave him the surprise of his life. No not that...she surprised him by spraying him with pepper spray and stealing his iPad, and to top it off she even grabbed his piggy bank and made a run for it! But once Dareka turned the iPad on the coppers were able to trace it right to her address and arrest her. And for our little 14 year-old, well his parents say he will be grounded until he is 21.
These stories never get old…I'm talking about twins separated and birth only to find each other later and realize they have a lot in common. And that is what happened to twin boys born in Ohio who were separated at birth. Unknown to each other, both families named the boys James. And both James grew up not even knowing of the other, yet both sought law-enforcement training, both had abilities in mechanical drawing and carpentry, and each had married women named Linda.
They both had sons whom one named James Alan and the other named James Allan. The twin brothers also divorced their wives and married other women - both named Betty. And they both owned dogs which they named Toy. Forty years after their childhood separation, the two men were reunited.
Craig Jackson was at home with his wife and 3 children when his house caught on fire due to an electrical problem. All 5….yes all 5 of them were trapped upstairs with nowhere to go, but out the window! But how could 5 people jump from the second story window and not get injured or worse? Well, it turned out to be no problem since they had just bought one of the kids a large…very large trampoline. So dad risked injury by jumping first, and then limped across the lawn and pulled the trampoline underneath of the window for the rest of the family. All 5 are fine and JUMPING with joy!
Out of Indiana ... Going to The Hood
Aaron Stefanski was already drunk, but decided that he needed more booze so he headed off to the liquor store. And it wasn't long until he was arrested for a DUI. The cops knew without a doubt he was dunk, and it wasn't that he was speeding…he wasn't speeding. It wasn't that he was swerving back and forth, because he wasn't. No, they knew he was probably drunk because he had 4 young kids strapped to the hood of his car! The kids were actually enjoying the ride, but dad was arrested after having a blood alcohol level of twice the legal limit.
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Ladies and gentlemen this is a horrendous story of tragedy and moral degradation! It is story about the battle between Gloversville's Sno Cone Joe & Mr. Ding-A-Ling! Sno Cone Joe has always been the king of the ice cream trucks around town, but out of nowhere Mr. Din-A-Ling came on to the scene. And it wasn't long until Sno Cone Joe let Ding-A-Ling know that there wasn't enough crushed ice & sugar in the city for both of them. And he did so by driving the Sno Cone cruiser right beside of the Ding-A-Ling mobile and screaming obscenities and threats.
On one occasion he screamed, "This is my town." He also followed Ding-A-Ling around town using his powerful stereo to play his ice cream truck music louder than Ding-A-Lings. I told you it was vicious…finally when things almost became violent Mr. Ding-A-Ling has pressed charges against Sno Cone Joe and the two are headed to court.
I have confession to make, and before I do I don't want you to literally read too much into it. My confession is that I am having a midlife crisis. Now that doesn't mean I'm shopping for a new sport's car, and it definitely doesn't mean I'm looking for another woman. I have a very crappy car, but I have a hottie at home that makes me very happy. However, this isn't a joke and in fact it is painful for me to discuss it. I told my wife Amy last night that this is a first for me. Meaning, I'm usually an "open book" with my thoughts and feelings, but this has been such a difficult time in my life that I haven't been able to share it.
It likely started surfacing a couple of years ago when I turned 40ish, but I began stuffing the emotional baggage away by trying to achieve greatness in many different areas. Side note, when deflated I tend to look for ways to inflate...and I have used dieting, excercise, ministry, radio, and many other things to do so. However, over the last few months that strategy quit working and then it hit me like a ton of aging bricks. It being the anxiety attacks that launched with full force when the dermatologist removed what he thought could be precancerous spot off my lip. And on the very same day they told us that Amy would have two spots removed off of her back, and they believed that they were cancer (she had Melanoma 2 years ago). At that moment it was like a bomb went off in my life. I know how crazy this sounds coming from a guy who is a licensed counselor and pastor, but I'm simply being honest. At that moment I honestly thought I was going to colapse, which freaked the dermatologist and my wife out! I began sweating profusely, felt light headed, and then felt like I would puke! Yes it was a full-blown panic attack that was based not just on what was happening at that moment, but over my entire life.
Yes, I am very thankful that the doctors said we are now fine, but I couldn't get past hearing and seeing that emotional bomb explode in my face. The bomb that represents that life is short, and can become even shorter in the blink of an eye. It was a reminder that life is fragile, and going faster than I would like for it to go. When I fully realized that I hit the midlife mile marker it simply made me slam on the brakes and look backwards and forward. And when someone looks backwards it often leads to depression, and when they look to the future it often leads to anxiety. For me it has lead to a combination of the two despite the many blessings in my life.
Fortunately I found a great counselor who is helping me work through what seems to be the perfect shit storm of anxiety. The storm being a combination of Amy having yet another skin cancer scare, my midlife crisis, and PTSD. And all of this is just the tip of the emotional iceberg...the tip that sticks out of the water. Meaning there are a lot of issues that I have stuffed away for 46 years that I need to deal with to get emotionally healthy.
There is so much more that I can say about this interesting phase of life, and I may do so in the future. The point of the blog is simply for those who may be feeling the same way and think they are alone, or for those who want to lend some advice by posting in the comments below. If nothing else we can all pray for each other that we make this a time of growth, and not allow it to keep us from living the abundant life God intended for us to live. Please feel free to click one of the share buttons above to post this on one of your social media sites...the more advice the better!
Out of Eastern Europe … A Picture is not Worth This
Out of Florida … Wahhhhhhhhh
Out of Ohio … Minor Infraction
Out of Ireland … Not So Happy
Out of Washington … Dude, where's my car?
Out of Georgia … Burning Down The House
Out of Florida … Excuses, Excuses, Excuses
Out of Maine … Making the List 
Out of Kentucky … Whipped into Shape
Out of Florida .. Crop Dusting
Out of Brazil … Open Wide
Out of Texas … Search & Rescue
Out of Pennsylvania … It's on The List
Out of Wisconsin … Minor Infraction
Out of Indiana ... Going to The Hood
Out of South Carolina … That's Just Cold
I have confession to make, and before I do I don't want you to literally read too much into it. My confession is that I am having a midlife crisis. Now that doesn't mean I'm shopping for a new sport's car, and it definitely doesn't mean I'm looking for another woman. I have a very crappy car, but I have a hottie at home that makes me very happy. However, this isn't a joke and in fact it is painful for me to discuss it. I told my wife Amy last night that this is a first for me. Meaning, I'm usually an "open book" with my thoughts and feelings, but this has been such a difficult time in my life that I haven't been able to share it.