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What are You Kidding Me Stories of The Day for December 10, 2013
Hi I'm Tony Russell and my only claim to almost having fame is doing the What are You Kidding Me Stories of The Day on Fitz in The Morning! 

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​Out of Florida … How J.LO can you go?
Shannon and Robert Wriska live in a nice little trailer, and have been married for several years, but we can guess they may not make it much longer.  Because they just had a huge..huge fight, and Shannon got so angry that that when Robbie went to visit a buddy in the trailer park she…well…she set his go kart, Jacuzzi, and boat on fire.  Yes, they live in a trailer park and own a boat, a Jacuzzi, and a boat but let’s not judge.  The WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME PART is why…why they got in a huge fight.  It was because, and I quote Shannon when I say, “Robbie got turned on watching a Jennifer Lopez movie.”  
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​Out of North Wales … The Nose Knows
Steven and his brother Andrew spent the day drinking, which lead to a big fight!  And when I say big I mean that Andrew socked Steveo right in the jaw and to retaliate Steveo…well…Steveo bit his brothers nose off!  And so they rushed noseless Andy to the hospital and doctors had to do something very interesting…they had to reconstruct the nose by using…using skin from his butt.  And get this…they recently went to court and butt face Andy told the court not to send his nose eating bro to jail.  So they just gave him probation, and he did have to pay the medical bills.  
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​Out of North Wales … The Nose Knows
Steven and his brother Andrew spent the day drinking, which lead to a big fight!  And when I say big I mean that Andrew socked Steveo right in the jaw and to retaliate Steveo…well…Steveo bit his brothers nose off!  And so they rushed noseless Andy to the hospital and doctors had to do something very interesting…they had to reconstruct the nose by using…using skin from his butt.  And get this…they recently went to court and butt face Andy told the court not to send his nose eating bro to jail.  So they just gave him probation, and he did have to pay the medical bills.  
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What are You Kidding Me: If You Sprinkle when You Tinkle
IN APPLETON, A 40 YEAR-OLD JASON MCPEAK HAD TO TAKE A WHIZ BAD…I MEAN BAD…YOU KNOW ONE OF THOSE PEE PEEs THAT MAKES YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES.  WHERE THE PRESSURE IS SO GREAT YOU ARE HAVING LOWER BACK PAIN…
 
YEAH JASON HAD TO GO THAT BAD, SO HE QUICKLY PARKED HIS CAR AND WALKED AROUND THE SIDE OF A BUILDING AND BEGAN TO LET THE STREAM OF HAPPINESS FLOW.  AS SOON AS MR. HAPPY WAS DONE AND JASE HAD SHAKEN OFF THE DUST…HE THEN REALIZED…HE REALIZED HE HAD PICKED THE WRONG PLACE TO GO…
 
WHERE…WHERE DID HE PEE YOU ASK?  WELL, HE PEED RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THE POLICE STATION, HE PEED ON THE STATION WHILE THE OFFICERS STOOD THERE AND WATCHED. 
 
HE WAS THEN ARRESTED AND HIS BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL WAS MEASURED.  TURNED OUT THAT JASON HAD TO GO REAL BAD, BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN BOOZIN WHILE CRUISIN…THE GUY WAS ALMOST FLAMMABLE WITH HIS  BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL BEING 4 TIMES THE LEGAL LIMIT!
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