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Paltrow & Martin are "Uncoupling"

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Sad news out of Hollywood this week. Actress Gwyneth Paltrow and singer Chris Martin are separating after 11 years of marriage. Wait. Not separating. They’ve decided to “consciously uncouple.” That’s the term they used to announce the separation. Remember the good old days when uncoupling simply referred to pulling two train cars apart?
No word yet if the uncouple will be seeing a divorce lawyer. Sorry, that would be an uncoupling jurisprudence facilitator.

03/21/2014 8:08AM
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