This my friends is the most incredible WAYKM story of ALL TIMES and let me warn you it is graphic! And please pit-bull lovers don’t email me…I’m not condoning this behavior.
A woman in Boone County WV by the name of Audrey Ranch has been warned…she has been warned to stop hurting her son’s pitbull. I kid you not that this 62 year old granny got in trouble because she is mean to a pitbull.
And she recently got into a wrestling match with Pedro. Yes, the pitbull’s name is Pedro, and last week Audrey ran out in the front yard and tackled Pedro the pitbull and then let me read what happened.
A witness there in WV said, “Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” And the witness continued. “Pedro high tailed it screeching like a wild man and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”
Audrey the acorn biter explained her actions to police by saying, “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.” The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.
Sabrina Davis of Muncie, Indiana was at barbecue with some friends, and they cooked up a big ole’ mess of the always delicious barbecue ribs. And apparently they were AMAZING, because Sabrina spotted one last rib…one last beautiful glistening barbecue rib and went for it.
Well, Angela Watkins told her to get her hands off of it and to quit eatin up all the food! So Sabrina, who stands about 5’ 8” and weighs around 260 pounds, then looked at Angie and said, “OH HELLLLLL NO” and then STABBED HER IN THE EYE. And then Sabrina ate the last rib like a piranha!
Luckily, Sabrina didn’t make direct contact to the EYE BALL, BUT STILL PEOPLE…she stabbed her over the last rib and ended up getting arrested.
One…Mam, Honey…I don’t want to be rude…seriously I’m not being a jerk, but you are 5’ 8” and weighs 260 lbs. Give someone else the last rib.
Two…And Anglela, I’m also giving you an honorary Crown of Clowns, because, …well YOU threatened a woman who is 5’ 8” 260 lbs! You are like 5 feet nothing! What are you thinking?
Three…Send me your recipe for barbecue sauce, because it is obviously TO DIE FOR!
ChooseMyPlate.gov has published the recipe for a healthy alternative to S'mores, that melted-chocolate-and-marshmallow-on-graham-cracker concoction that's so messy and wonderful, especially in the summer.
Ready? Instead of chocolate, strawberries. Instead of marshmallow, yogurt.
And instead of graham crackers, a couple of pieces of cardboard.
Okay, that last part's not real, but it might as well be.
Nothing wrong with strawberries and yogurt - they make a nice parfait.
But they pale in comparison to melty, drippy, messy chocolate and marshmallow.
Frederick Warren of Chicago went into a Subway, pulled out a knife, and demanded all the cash from the register.
Then he took the cash and ran out the door and at that point…at that point…he jumped into a getaway car right? Wrong!
He took the money he stole from Subway and went across the street to a Potbelly Sandwich Shop . The cops caught him while he was still sitting in the Potbelly, finishing up his food. He had $186 in cash on him and the knife . . . and he was arrested.