What are You Kidding Me Story: He tried to light his what on fire???
by Tony Russell,posted Jun 20 2013 7:31AM
Out of Florida … Can You Hear Me Now?
The police officer that pulled over David Wagner didn't have to ask him if he had been drinking, because when he rolled down his window the smell of the happy sauce filled the air. And the officer didn’t have to give David a breathalyzer to know he was drunk, because when he got pulled over David reached up to grab the cigarette he had tucked behind his ear, but instead…instead he grabbed his hearing aid and tried to light it!
Poor Dave’s heart was in the right place even if his head was not. He told officers that he was on a mission to get his wife a chocolate milkshake, because she had just gotten some teeth removed.