An un-named man in Munster has filed a complaint with the police department. And I can almost guarantee that this complaint has never ever been filed before, because it involves guinea pigs getting it on!
Yes, this man lives next to a college that is studying the mating habits of guinea pigs and so they have hundreds of the little critters in a cage. And the man says that he can’t even sleep at night because the guinea pig love fest is too loud. And get this…a judge agreed with him and ordered the guinea pig swap meet be moved away from the home.