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What are You Kidding Me Story of The Day for May 29, 2015

Out of West Virginia … The Pits

This my friends is the most incredible WAYKM story of ALL TIMES and let me warn you it is graphic! And please pit-bull lovers don't email me…I'm not condoning this behavior.

A woman in Boone County WV by the name of Audrey Ranch has been warned…she has been warned to stop hurting her son's pitbull. I kid you not that this 62 year old granny got in trouble because she is mean to a pitbull.
And she recently got into a wrestling match with Pedro. Yes, the pitbull's name is Pedro, and last week Audrey ran out in the front yard and tackled Pedro the pitbull and then let me read what happened.

A witness there in WV said, "Eventually she bit Pedro's acorns clean off right there in the front yard," And the witness continued. "Pedro high tailed it screeching like a wild man and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle."

Audrey the acorn biter explained her actions to police by saying, "My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I'd eat his dog." The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.
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Crown of Clowns May 29, 2015

Sabrina Davis of Muncie, Indiana was at barbecue with some friends, and they cooked up a big ole' mess of the always delicious barbecue ribs. And apparently they were AMAZING, because Sabrina spotted one last rib…one last beautiful glistening barbecue rib and went for it.

Well, Angela Watkins told her to get her hands off of it and to quit eatin up all the food! So Sabrina, who stands about 5' 8" and weighs around 260 pounds, then looked at Angie and said, "OH HELLLLLL NO" and then STABBED HER IN THE EYE. And then Sabrina ate the last rib like a piranha!

Luckily, Sabrina didn't make direct contact to the EYE BALL, BUT STILL PEOPLE…she stabbed her over the last rib and ended up getting arrested.

My Points:

One…Mam, Honey…I don't want to be rude…seriously I'm not being a jerk, but you are 5' 8" and weighs 260 lbs. Give someone else the last rib.

Two…And Anglela, I'm also giving you an honorary Crown of Clowns, because, …well YOU threatened a woman who is 5' 8" 260 lbs! You are like 5 feet nothing! What are you thinking?

Three…Send me your recipe for barbecue sauce, because it is obviously TO DIE FOR!
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What are You Kidding Me Story of The Day for May 28, 2015


Out of Illinois … Going to Pot

Frederick Warren of Chicago went into a Subway, pulled out a knife, and demanded all the cash from the register.
Then he took the cash and ran out the door and at that point…at that point…he jumped into a getaway car right? Wrong!
He took the money he stole from Subway and went across the street to a Potbelly Sandwich Shop . The cops caught him while he was still sitting in the Potbelly, finishing up his food. He had $186 in cash on him and the knife . . . and he was arrested.
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Dealing with Grief

If you are dealing with the loss of a loved one, or even the loss of a relationship through divorce or a breakup please listen to my interview with my friend and grief expert Janelle Biagioni by clicking HERE! :)

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Fitz in the Morning's Super Bowl "Bets"



The crew isn't really making bets in Las Vegas, but here are our picks on some of the strange bets that some are making in Sin City this week:

Will Marshawn grab his crotch when he scores?
Fitz-No
Ellen-No
Tony-No

What will be the hoodie color Bill Belichick wears during the game?
Fitz-Dark Blue
Ellen-Navy
Tony-Gray

Will Belichick smile on camera during the game?
Fitz-Yes
Ellen-No
Tony-No

Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first?
Fitz-God
Ellen-Fans
Tony-Tom Brady will thank his team

What color of Gatorade will be dumped on the winning coach?
Fitz-Orange
Ellen-Yellow
TonyGreen

Who will win the Super Bowl?
Fitz-Seattle 21-14
Ellen-Seattle 24-21
Tony-Patriots 34-15

What will Katie Perry show during her show?
Fitz-Stomach
Ellen-Cleave
Tony-Lots of cleavage and belly

How many times will the announcers mention "deflate gate" during the broadcast...over or under 3 times?
Fitz-Over
Ellen-Over
Tony-Over

We would love to hear your predictions!!
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Three Life Lessons from Russell Wilson

Russell Wilson is only 26 years-old, but we must all agree he has the leadership abilities of a CEO twice his age. So what can we learn from this young man about life…not football, but life? I believe there are many things, but please click here to read my big three! 

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Make 2015 YOUR Year

We’ve all heard the saying by Albert Einstein, “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”  I should probably tattoo that on my forearm so that I don’t forget it! I’m one of those people who tends to do the same thing over and over again and hope for different results.  What about you...

To read the rest of my blog please click here
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People Fitz would Like to Punch List

1. Kanye West
2. Mark Wills
3. John Curley 
4. Ray Rice
5. Randy The Biscuit
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Couples Who Smoke Weed Together Are Less Likely to Fight

We're not going to tell you to do something illegal . . . but if you and your husband or wife both happen to have glaucoma or some kind of serious bone disease, smoke your legal marijuana together right now.
 
A new study from the University of Buffalo in New York found that couples who smoke WEED together have a SIGNIFICANTLY lower rate of fighting and domestic violence.
 
And their main theory WHY is (DRUM ROLL PLEASE):  Marijuana mellows you out and makes you happy.  When people are happy, they don't fight.
 
This study was partially funded by the National Institute for Drug Abuse, which is actually AGAINST legalizing marijuana . . . so the fact that the study has a pro-marijuana result gives it a lot of credibility. 
  
(Washington Post)

A new study from the University of Buffalo in New York found that couples who smoke WEED together have a SIGNIFICANTLY lower rate of fighting and domestic violence.

And their main theory WHY is (DRUM ROLL FOR SHOCKING RESULTS PLEASE): Marijuana mellows you out and makes you happy. When people are happy, they don't fight.

This study was partially funded by the National Institute for Drug Abuse, which is actually AGAINST legalizing marijuana . . . so the fact that the study has a pro-marijuana result gives it a lot of credibility. 

(Washington Post)

Notice it didn't ask if both were employed, living in their parent's basement, or had orange finger nails from constantly eating Cheetos!
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What are You Kidding Me: Out of Texas … Raw Raw Raw




Kendall Jones is a 19 year-old cheerleader from Texas Tech University and some may describe her as hot, but she is in hot water with a lot of animal lovers thanks to her Facebook page.  Her page called Kendall Takes Wild has pictures with her and a lion, a leopard, an elephant, a warthog, and cheetah, a rhino and much more…oh yeah…and they are all dead…and Kendall is the one who shot them.  The pretty little cheerleader has been going on safaris since she was 13 years old.  There are many online petitions to ban her from Facebook, but there are also 114,000 likes on her page.   Kendall has done nothing illegal.  
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