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I'll Pass on the Stuffed Lobster, Thanks!

A woman in Central Florida was arrested last week, after a loss prevention officer at a Publix supermarket watched her put seven frozen lobster tails down her pants and then walk out of the store without paying for them.

The lobster tails were worth about $84, and the woman said she planned to trade them with a friend for either a trip to a Chinese buffet or some Dilaudid.

Instead, she got a matching set of attached chrome bracelets, and had to post $250 bail, which she paid off in Alaskan King Crab legs.

 


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Topics : Hospitality_Recreation
Locations : Central Florida




 
06/16/2014 6:13PM
I'll Pass on the Stuffed Lobster, Thanks!
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